What's the matter...chicken?

Okay, first let me get it out of my system and tell a couple of chicken jokes:

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?
 Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

I'm sure there are much better one's out there.  If you have a good chicken joke please share it in the comments!

This is a cool mobile chicken coop from Rooster Hen Farms

One of the first purchases Iron Fish Farms will be making this spring is our first set of laying hens.  We want to keep them in mobile coops (probably starting out with triangular coops that can be pulled forward to fresh grass each day).  We'll be building our coop, so aesthetically it will likely be function over form.  I want them to have access to fresh grass each day, for it to be light enough for me to move it myself, and for the coop to provide good protection at night.

Down the road I could see graduating to a mobile chicken tractor like they use at Polyface Farms.  They run the chickens 3 days behind their cattle rotation, just as fly larva are hatching from the cow patties.  It keeps the chickens happy, the flies down, and helps continually build soil.

The big question now is what kind of chicken to get?  I have heard good things about Rhode Island Reds, Buff Orpingtons, and Barred Rocks.  I think all three are pretty birds, and I've read that they have calm natures.

Column 1:  Silkie, Buff Orpington, and Barred Rock 
Column 2: Frizzle Bantam
Column 3: Golden Polish and Rhode Island Reds*

*Chicken photos from: thefeaturedcreature.com, fowlvisions.com, & wikimedia.org


I'm excited!  Your chicken-related jokes, comments, breed info, and haiku's are all welcome in the comments section!